New "bury your wife" kit

For the man in need

Today, this is making me chuckle.

I was reading one of my favourite sites Uncrate and it had this. The reason why it’s making me chuckle is, I have never seen anything so obviously geared for killing and burying someone. A shovel, knife, hatchet, torch (for the night time burial) and to top it, the multi tool with pliers (to make sure he or she won’t be identified by their teeth). All it’s missing is the matches.

Lovely! Now I don’t know whether to categorise this as “life stuff” or to have to make another category.

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One Response to New "bury your wife" kit

  1. Miles says:

    Where’s the brick?!

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